Reveiwed by Malcolm Calder

The Surprise {arty
By Dave Armstrong
Tadpole Productions
Director Colin McColl
Set John Parker
Lighting/Sound Gareth Evans and Geoff Evans
Costume Robyn Fleming
With Stephen Papps, Alison Quigan, Brayden Cresswell, Shauntelle Jones, Ben Porter and Chloe Thomsen
Pumphouse Theatre, Takapuna
Until 18 October
Reviewer Malcolm Calder
8 October 2026
Dave Armsrong is a gifted satirist and this re-working of his The Surpise Party (2000) allows him to update the original and freshen much of the context in more contemporary terms. Six years can be a long time in politics – and on the stage too.
The play opens with chief protagonist Doug Morris (Stephen Papps), a long-suffering political nomad who has settled somewhat as leader of his own minority party – POP (Party of the People) – and sits as its sole member of parliament. No electorate though, POP is strictly a List thing. However POP has cobbled together a wide-ranging and diverse list of policies, opinions and hopes – most of them contrived in isolation and many in contradiction with each other. Nonetheless flickerings of public interest in each have grown and pre-polling suggests POP might even increase its parliamentary representation.
At an Election Night POP party in a small room of a motel no one has ever heard of, POP has attracted a similarly wide-ranging and diverse inner circle of followers, adherents and hopefuls to watch the results come through.
To their surprise, delight, joy and eventual apoplectic euphoria POP’s numbers grow and grow across the evening, exceed pre-poll predictions by far, and the party gains seat after seat before winning government in its own right – not a coalition sight. Leader Doug Morris has gone from humble, eccentric backbencher to Prime Minister – the most powerful figure in the land.
So he faints.
This is the context that Armstrong quickly establishes and it connects well with the audience. After all it has long been fun for those of us in the NZ electorate to giggle and poke fun at some of the wishlist-policies of minority parties. And the opening night audience didn’t disappoint in that respect.
The political ‘oldies’ here – Morris (Stephen Papps) and his long-suffering and rather world-weary political secretary/assistant (Alison Quigan) – provide a sound experienced base that we have come to expect from them.
They are offset by those with a more youthful outlook, but none are too strong on practical experience in the processes of government, nor even their individual areas of interest. They want lots of different things and want them now – as members of Cabinet of course. They range from a brewer of craft beer who has a strange relationship with Cuba (Brayden Cresswell) to a student cyclist who is 110% green and never had a job (Chloe Thomsen) to a bus driving bully who prides her herself on tactful diplomacy (Shauntelle Jones) and a non-numerate who has his eye on the Finance portfolio (Ben Porter).
As foils to Papps and Quigley, these four work well together. Their one-liner quips allow both nuanced and overt comedy to shine through with some occasionally exquisite comic timing.
But, in the second act, the policy contradictions and political complexities of government soon become apparent – some of them even having echoes of real contemporary MMP politics in Aotearoa (although Armstrong deftly avoids treading directly on too many toes). The job of governing soon results in internal anarchy and chaos for PM Morris and his band of merry men and women. The humour gradually becomes subverted by a darker side – the reality of politics – and, for me, the comedy became more and more forced as the second act progressed.
Although a comedic satire, there is probably a real message somewhere in this play. Armstrong’s viewpoint is a cynical one, albeit: about the complexities of government whilst negotiating an MMP landscape, about the reality of handing power to minorities, about the need for knowledge, experience and breadth in political decision-making and how aspiration can so easily become overriden by specificity.
So there we go. Some great laughs in the first act, but things became a bit s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d for me after interval and ultimately it’s “plus ça change…”


























